Happy Weekend, Readers!
This post will give you something to smile about.
Video set to Tim McGraw's Just to See You Smile appears at the bottom of this post. Check it out!
This is what you all get today. A big smile. It's the end of a very busy few weeks for Eloise. The start of school is crazy every year, but this year with a third child off to school with my other pair of offspring, it has made life even busier. Thankfully I have a job that I love, but it too, is extremely busy in September. I have to come to school with my A-Game ready to play every day, and cannot break concentration. If you know Eloise, that takes a bit more effort to accomplish than the ordinary person.
Friday at quittin' time has always been my favorite time of the week. My smile timer is set to turn on at 3:51 when I am walking through the parking lot, headed for home. I collect my children, hop in my van, and crank the tunes to start off the weekend. A smiley depiction of Eloise at this time of day would look like this:
The fall brings Friday night high school games, which are my favorite. Win or lose, I always smile, because I like the atmosphere of a high school game so much. Most Fridays a smiley depiction of Eloise would look like this:
My Huskies lost last night and I lost a buck on a wager on that game. Bummer. But even though my team lost, Sam thought he won with this giant cookie:
If you are wondering, Slovenians, that is one cookie. I am sure you've heard that Americans have somewhat of a slanted view of portion size. We shared the cookie, everyone. Here's Sam's smiley for the week:
Sam's been giving me lots of reasons to smile lately. He is doing well in school and is settling into a routine nicely. You can tell that school is making a big impression on him. Mrs. P, his kindergarten teacher is doing a fine job of setting up behavior parameters for her entire class. With excitable five year olds, voice level and tone of voice is important. I can tell she's getting through to him. Here's why:
After a very busy day, I was a bit frazzled one evening this week. I was barking orders at my tired children who did not feel like doing their evening chores. Even Natalie called me edgy. "Mom edgy" she said as she walked by me. I growled at her, always being extra cautious not to yell back because any kind of harsh tone always upsets Natalie--growls don't seem to upset her as much.
If I had a smiley depiction of myself at that time, it would look like this:
Sam, on the other hand, can be yelled at from time to time. Sometimes he simply does not respond until my voice gets to a holler level. When I yell at Sam, I look like this:
I was yapping at him to get moving, and instead of the back-talk I usually get, I got this:
I thought Sam was in his bedroom putting away his laundry, but instead he wandered out with this a few minutes later. "Mom, we have to talk," said Sam, taking my hand and leading me to a chair to sit down. "Now you sit there young lady and listen to what I have to say." (I didn't mind the "young lady" part).
Dumbfounded I sat in my kitchen while Sam explained to me that I did not need to raise my voice that loud and that I should "watch my tone." This, Sam explained, was my behavior chart.
When I asked what the G-T-S-N letters were for, Sam said:
- G--is for Good--that means you were good
- T--is for Time Out--that means you have to sit and think about it
- S--is for Self Respect--that means something my teacher said but I forgot
- N--is for Needs Improvement
"Now this is going on the 'frigerator this time," admonished Sam, shaking his little, chubby finger at me. "I'm going to use this the next time you yell or make growly sounds at Natalie. This is your WARNING!"
And then the little control freak proceeded to the 'frigerator and posted my behavior chart on the door by making a big slapping sound to get the post it note glue to adhere. Sam then turned around to shoot me one last look before wandering off. I decided to put myself in Time Out and I stayed in my chair for an extra ten minutes. Thanks Sam.
Here's a Natalie story that will give you a smile. I am constantly putting my kids' artwork on this blog. I've given props to some really fantastic pieces that Natalie has created too. This one takes the cake though. Can you guess who this is?
Natalie brought it to me after school saying, "Oooooh! Look at that! Look what Natalie did! Nice job, good job, good girl!"
The face looked kind of familiar. I complimented Natalie on her work and tried to inquire who the person in the picture was. "Is this Mr. Fritts? I asked (doubtful, but if you know Natalie's teacher, this will make you smile).
"No," said Natalie.
My mind then ran like a ticker tape and I rattled off the names of anyone I could think of that kinda-sorta fit her depiction:
- President Obama?
- Michael Jackson (pre-bleaching)?
- Rick James?
"No." "No." "No." were Natalie's responses.
I thought and thought much of that evening, enjoying the mental challenge that Natalie always gives me. Then I found this in the very bottom of her book bag:
"Natalie! Is that Abe Lincoln?" I hollered up the stairs to her bedroom.
"Yes." was the muffled reply.
I can see you all smiling through the computer screen, Readers. It made me smile, too.
Ellen is smiling this week because she's just been informed she's getting a special treat come the end of November. Eloise got tickets for us to go see Carrie Underwood in Pittsburgh, November 27. My girl has been sporting her metallic grin ever since.
I guess Ellen's smiley for the week would look like this:
And if that all wasn't enough, here is a little more to make you smile. Because I am a teacher and I feel the need to teach you something every week, consider this next part a Smiley Tutorial of sorts. The following is a facebook conversation I had with my Bestie, the morning after I returned from a three day get away with her and another friend this past July. I had only been home for a matter of hours and I already missed my friends. They make me smile. I was back to my regular life, making breakfast and planning activities for the day. It was early, I was sipping coffee, and decided to check facebook.
Say what you want about facebook, but I really do like it. Eloise is a homebody and most of my time outside of work is devoted to my children. I don't have much of a social life. I rarely talk on the phone. This is where facebook is nice---I can drop someone a quick message or have a light conversation with them without all the haggling, planning, and fixing up that a face to face meeting requires. Facebooking is simple and easy and light. That is how I like to keep it. Eloise likes this.
Much to my delight one of the little green circles lit up next to Bestie's name (which I have changed to Teeny on the posts below for privacy purposes).
Yeah! She's on! I thought. I sent her a message on a group feed our trio had going.
The conversation was not intended to be about smiley faces, but that is the direction in which it turned. The smileys I am referring to are the ones that appear in word documents when you type a colon next to parentheses. Generally they look like this:
You can type colon and the parentheses facing the opposite way and a frowny face pops up like this:
The smiley trend has taken off, and now you can make all kinds smileys and other inserts too, like hearts.
Hopefully you will see the larger lesson that is behind the Smiley Tutorial: Friends Make You Smile. My friends have always been there for me
at the drop of a hat. Who drops a hat any more to signal that an immediate response is needed? I say we stop using that old expression and move on to a more modern phrase. Eloise suggests:
Friends are there for you "at the flash of a green circle".
The following (if you can follow it) is our lighthearted conversation that actually started about light--we were writing about the light radiating from my new lamp post. Then the conversation took a turn to the topic of those smileys. The red type face is what I inserted to help you understand the conversation better. It will also give you a glimpse of what it is like being a personal friend of Eloise.
Teeny
Awwww! I LOVE that it was there and lit up when you got home.
(My friend was commenting about my new lamp post)
So, how do you make those smiley faces? Can you make a confused one? How about scared. Let me in on your secret.
(Eloise is a teacher, but all teachers are LEARNERS. We can't stand it if we don't know something---who better to ask for answers than your best friend?)
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:~ testing
(Didn't work--Eloise gets frustrated)
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What? The Spanish squiggly thing doesn't work?
Let's try this
Ohhh! It worked. How about sad
(Eloise finds success. Happy Eloise)
Now how did you get the tilted one? It remains a mystery.
Cool. OK What does the star do?
(Eloise tests. Finds star makes kissy lips. Gets overly excited, slips and uses a potty word)
HOLY CRAP! DID YOU KNOW THAT! Red Kissy lips! Some things just rock your world for the better at 7:00 in the morning!
(Illustrates that even the simplest things please Eloise).
(Eloise bravely tests some more)
:#
:@
:!
:$
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:^
:+
(Eloise strikes out seven times running)
I want to know how people get a heart symbol to post.
(Yes, me too)
(Shoot, she beat me--below is my crabby response)
Darn. Nothin'. Yeah. You are such a jerk.
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Teeny
Yeah! I googled it and in case you would like to know too....you type a carrot sign and then a 3. No space in between.
(Eloise listens to this incorrect advice, but follows...)
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I mean a less than sign.
(Professor of Smileys self-corrects)
Yeah!!
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My life is much better now. Was always annoyed with reading people's pinterest comments that had that < 3 and it must not have converted to the heart symbol. I'd say, "Less than 3, less than 3, less than 3--must be something with the number 3" and that is as far as I'd get. Nothing like a cup of coffee and closure to something that has been bugging you---meaning the symbol, not the friendship.
Bye
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(Oooohhh, she one upped me again! A TOOTHY GRIN? How did she do that!?!! Below is my crabby response, cyber shouting it at her because it's in all caps)
OH YOU JERK! don't tell me. It will give me something to think about!
Well...I don't know how to do your red-mouth smiley...so we're even!
Reading lesson for today: Context clues. It's there. Read carefully, Speedy.
I don't have a star on my keyboard. I tried the asterisk, that didn't work...
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(....and she one ups me again--a tongue sticking out and a winky one!!! GRRRR!!! )
OMG--If you were in arms reach I'd slap you. Is that a tongue sticking out?
(Good thing she lives 500 miles away, or I would have)
hee hee hee
(This has now become a case of grown-up, playground teasing)
The asterisk works. It is a SYNONYM for star
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I had to google it...for me to get it to work, I had to put a dash in between the colon and the asterisk.
Can't wait until (another friend--named removed for privacy)reads through these posts. She'll think we're nuts trying to figure out juvenile texting symbols at 7:00 am!
ha ha!
(UGH! She finds how to make sunglasses!)
I was using LOGIC and DEDUCTIVE REASONING this morning rather than GOOGLE.
I am SOOOOOOOOO Going to kill you. Has to be an 8.
(NOTE: It is not nice to say you are going to kill your Bestie. This could be interpreted as Cyber Bullying--sorry Teeny)
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Crap. Nope.
(Just fined myself for using another Potty Word)
You're right! It is an 8!
This one was 8 and straight vertical line
UGHHHHH! Those are shades. Maybe 8 dash?
:-8
(Eloise strikes out again)
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8---wait, where is there a vertical line on a key board. I am on a lap top, not a fancy iPad.
(HOLY CRAP--She got a HALO!?!?! When you're down, start insulting your friend's better technology)
I'm on my laptop too snarky...it's to the right of the brackets keys
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(OOOHHH! I am Really going to choke her---look at those beauties!)
Brackets? Those have to do with math right?I still don't see a vertical line. Why would you need a vertical line other than to cyber give someone the finger? (which I am doing right now if you can catch my vibe)
(Eloise gets nasty when she's playing down)
It's 3 keys over from the letter P to the right. The key looks like this: | \
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Sorry. Have an old computer. Not the latest technology like you rich people have.
:;
(Still down, so I'm still trying the "Better Tech" insults)
:5
:9
:4
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Desperate to find one that works to one up you.
(Four more strikes and one honest admission)
Crap. Came up dry. Your boys are going to think you are BOMB DIGGITY cool though!
(Apologies again for my Potty Fingers)
Google my dear Watson, Google!
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Brain exercise, My Dear Friend, Brain exercise. I would much rather annoy myself. I'll look by this afternoon. Going to test now to see if these work on my blogger format. Thanks for the inspiration!
(And the inspiration finally found me for this post today)
Thanks for the laughter! ;D
(And I didn't write this in the original post, but I will now: Thanks for being my Bestie for 36 years---that's longer than Oprah and Gayle!)
Friend Number 3 Responds to the Group Post (name withheld for privacy)
I was laying in bed, thinking how can I get up? I'm so tired, not feeling so hot, and have so much to do today. I hardly ever sleep in this late! So, I figured I would check Facebook on my phone to try to get my mind functioning a little. I opened this and started laughing. You 2 are too funny! I have no idea what you guys were talking about, but definitely enjoyed the entertainment. I needed a good laugh to wake me up today!
(Glad to know we made Friend #3's day)
Have a great weekend readers. Here are a couple of last pieces of advice for you. Don't forget to scroll to the bottom and click on the video to see what's left Eloise smiling this week!
, LOVE ELOISE
