The Key
by Eloise Hawking
Chapter 3
The fourth grade Quest Enrichment students filtered into
class. We picked up our class notes on the way in the door. Mrs. Eloise waits for us in the doorway and
greets each of us upon entry. Sometimes
she gives high fives, other times just a nod.
Today she tapped Mikey on the head with her “Handy Pointer.”
The handy pointer was made from a broken ruler and the white
gloved hand of my old Mickey Mouse toddler toy.
Mrs. Eloise uses it to point out words on the chalkboard or countries of the
world on the map. An elementary student
can think of many uses for the Handy Pointer aside from the educational ones,
namely fake nose picking. Every kid in
the whole school wants to get a hold of that thing. I once was offered half a tuna sub and a
homework pass if I could snag it from my mom’s school bag, but I wouldn’t dream
of it.
My classmate Henry, who is known for always being the
teacher’s favorite, handed my mother an apple as he entered the classroom. “Good morning, Mrs. McG,” said Henry.
“Why thank you Henry!” she replied. “This looks delicious!”
“You’re right,” said Henry.
“It is going to be delicious because it’s a Golden Delicious!”
Brown-noser I
thought. I couldn’t help but secretly wish for a worm in that apple just
to make Mr. Perfect’s gift to my mother a little less than perfect.
“The key to all things is ……. What?” said my best friend
Emily, noticing the words on the chalkboard.
“You forgot to write up the rest, Ellen.”
“That is what we are supposed to figure out today, I guess,”
I said shrugging in a nonchalant way.
Unknowns like that kind of make me nervous, but I pretended at that
moment like I didn’t care. I like to
know what is going on and when things are going to happen. It makes me feel safe. I told my mom this once and she did agree
with me. Mother Eloise also said that it
is always good to have something not filled in, a blank left open, or something
to wonder about. I was sure that was
Mrs. McG’s intention today.
All ten of us found our seats. Our class is small as it is designed that
way. You can’t hide in a Quest
class. Fewer students in a classroom
means more turns to answer questions. None
of us really mind though. We all like to
have our turns to talk in class. I chose
a seat between Emily and Rachel. We sat
across the big table from all of the boys who made it a point to sit on the
opposite side from the girls.
We chatted a little and noticed that Rock Test Review
was the number one thing on our To Do List.
Mrs. Eloise always puts a list of things we are going to do on the board
that day in class. My mother loves
nature and we have been working on a unit about Rocks and Minerals.
It sounded really boring at first, but Mrs.
Eloise made it fun. She is making us
identify fifty-one rocks and minerals out of her Rock Kit, three boxes full
with seventeen in each. In a few weeks
we will be having our exam. We’ve been
studying for weeks.
“All right, folks.
Time to get started.” A few kids
still whisper to finish their conversations to which my mother snaps her
fingers at them and flashes them “the look.”
I know what she’s thinking, but she holds her tongue, smiles, and
continues when all is quiet.
“Today we will be taking a closer look at the metamorphic
rocks in our kit. You will be
responsible for knowing eleven of them for our upcoming test.”
“OOHHHHHH,” the kids groan.
“Why so many? We already have to
know forty other ones!”
Mrs. McG does not handle whining very well. She does not have a high tolerance for
children or adults who do not push themselves to excel. I guess fifty-one rocks isn’t a lot when you think
of all the things in the world there are to know, but it is when you compare it
to our weekly twenty word spelling list.
I knew what her response would be even before her lips parted.
“How many spelling words do you have this week?” she asked
in response to the complaints. My mother
never gives a direct answer, it seems.
Her favorite thing to do is answer someone’s question with a question of
her own.
“Twenty,” Henry replied.
“And how many of those twenty words do you already know?”
she inquired.
“None,” Rachel chimed in, “they are hard this week.”
“Oh, lovely! So now
you are not only lazy students, but you are fibbers, too. Shame, shame, I know your names!” she
reprimanded, shaking her finger at all of us. Perhaps we should look at this
challenge from another angle.”
Whenever things look daunting, Mrs. Eloise tells us to
change our perspective and look at things
another way. Often she makes us
get up out of our seats and turn our bodies to look at something upside down. Mrs. McG claims that looking at something
from another perspective can often lead you to the answer.
“They still look like a whole bunch of pebbles to me, Mrs.
McG,” said Mikey.
He got up out of his
seat and bent over from the waist. He
was looking between his legs back at all of us. The class erupted with laughter as did our teacher. Mrs. McG was unconventional, but she did have
a good sense of humor.
We got out our pencils and began to fill in the metamorphic
rocks on our worksheet: marble, slate,
serpentinite, amphibolite. They all
seemed strange and foreign to my ears.
By the end of class though, Mrs. Eloise would work her magic and have a
story behind every single one of them.
Eleven stories that would help us remember each one so that we felt like
the rocks were alive and had personalities of their own.
“Ahhhh, serpentinite, one of my favorites,” Mrs. Eloise
said, plucking a rock from its resting place in the box with her thumb and
forefinger. She told us this story of
how serpentinite was actually a sea serpent with many heads that she plucked
from the sea when she was on an expedition before she became a teacher. According to legend, Mrs. Eloise fought the
sea serpent with a sword, she plucked it from the sea, it became a rock with a
greenish color with a sandy feel to it.
“So, is The Key To All Things about bravery?” said Henry,
trying to link today’s saying to what she was teaching.
“Nice thinking, Henry.”
Mrs. Eloise complimented. “I see
Henry, as some others of you, have noticed our unfinished sentence on the
board.”
Brown-noser, I
thought again.
Mrs. McG does this often.
She writes things on the board that seem random, but really aren’t
random at all. Then she cleverly makes a
point of not mentioning them. She lets
the students bring it into conversation naturally. I suppose it is some teacher trick she
learned in college that has a big fancy name.
I just call it Mother Eloise Being Obscure.
“Bravery could be a key to all things. I wonder if it could be something else,
too?” There she goes again, throwing a
question back at us.
We continued on with stories about the other rocks. Mrs. McG
made the kids roar with laughter when we got to the schist series of
samples. Mrs. Eloise warned us to speak
very slowly and clearly when discussing rocks of this categorization,
especially around our parents. Surely if
they misinterpreted what we were saying they would be calling for her
resignation.
We all sat there looking at each other, dumbfounded for a minute until Mikey, the most likely one of the bunch to connect the intended sarcasm, blurted out, “I got it! The key to all things is speaking clearly! THAT’S BECAUSE SCHIST SOUNDS JUST LIKE…..”
We all sat there looking at each other, dumbfounded for a minute until Mikey, the most likely one of the bunch to connect the intended sarcasm, blurted out, “I got it! The key to all things is speaking clearly! THAT’S BECAUSE SCHIST SOUNDS JUST LIKE…..”
He was met with Mrs. Eloise’s, “Stop right there young
man! Get your mind out of the
gutter! One more word out of you and it
is straight to Juvenile Hall. I will
skip the principal’s office altogether!”
Every class was like that.
At least once in the hour we had Mrs. McG for class, she got us
laughing. I think she does that on
purpose to make us forget all of the horrible things she makes us do, like
memorizing the names of fifty-one rocks and minerals.
“Now my little Einsteins, calm down. We have one more rock, and as always, I saved
the best for last. Meet my favorite,
Quartzite. She’s a beauty.”
My mother delicately lifted a sparkly rock from the box, gently placing it in her palm like she was cradling a newborn baby, and held it out for all to see. Mrs. Eloise began in a voice barely above a whisper,
“Quartzite is the epitome of the metamorphic rock set. She was at one time just plain old sandstone. Just a bunch of tiny grains of sand that got sat on and pressed together to form a rock. This little gal was fine with being plain old sandstone. There was safety in that since there were gazillions of other rocks just like her. Sandstone felt secure because she looked just like everyone else around her, but yet there was something defeating about being so plain old ordinary. Something gnawing at her that she wanted to be more than just run of the mill.
My mother delicately lifted a sparkly rock from the box, gently placing it in her palm like she was cradling a newborn baby, and held it out for all to see. Mrs. Eloise began in a voice barely above a whisper,
“Quartzite is the epitome of the metamorphic rock set. She was at one time just plain old sandstone. Just a bunch of tiny grains of sand that got sat on and pressed together to form a rock. This little gal was fine with being plain old sandstone. There was safety in that since there were gazillions of other rocks just like her. Sandstone felt secure because she looked just like everyone else around her, but yet there was something defeating about being so plain old ordinary. Something gnawing at her that she wanted to be more than just run of the mill.
Then one day, when Sandstone
least expected it, something big and heavy landed on her and smothered the
light. Poor little sandstone thought she
would surely suffocate and die under the enormous pressure of the weight on top
of her. To make it worse, someone
cranked up the heat and she got so hot she began to melt. Poor little Sandstone was in silent agony for
what seemed an eternity. What a horrible
way to be in existence, she thought!
Soon I will die and it will be of great relief to me, she lamented. Surely I cannot live much longer in this
horrid state!
As little Sandstone was deciding what was
worse to die from, suffocation or melting, suddenly there was LIGHT, something
she had long forgotten about. And with
the light came sound—the whirring sound of a drill. She felt herself being pulled upwards, drawn
through the tunnel closer to the source of the light. Little sandstone was frightened, yet
something in her very being, in the tiny grains of her makeup, told her to
trust that this would be a good thing.
And it was.
Sandstone emerged from
the long dark tunnel, and into the light of the world finding herself
transformed. She was a rock of
beauty. Her exterior was black and
shiny, with pink and gold crystals. She began her life as sandstone, but heat
and pressure over time changed her ordinary to extraordinary. She had been metamorphized. She became beautiful Quartzite.
We all waited breathless at the end of Mrs. Eloise’s story,
just to see if there was more. But Mrs.
Eloise just stopped and allowed us to remain in the silence with our own
thoughts. She walked back to her desk,
and called out to us while still walking, “See you next week.”
“Wait!” called Emily.
“There’s still a blank in our notes.
What should we write down for The Key to All Things?”
“Let me know when you figure it out,” replied Mrs. Eloise.
I lingered at the table a bit longer than the rest of my
classmates, slowly gathering up my class materials and safely zipping them into
my binder. I was in that funny place,
lost in thought between something left unfinished and the place I had to go
next. My mother seemed to sense this and
walked over to me. She patted me on the
back, leaned down, and whispered in my ear, “See you after school, Quartzite.”
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